My new cycle is a "bicycle"
I bought a cycle. Anything new coming to my life needs to go through an induction. My cycle also underwent induction. Four grilling hours, in which I went through the process and procedure to be followed in my life. Do's and Dont's, wants and needs, straights and curves. I expected my cycle to comply with me by end of the induction.
I set my expectation and objectives for it. My cycle should take me from point A to point B. Should stop when I say and move when I instruct. I may change my plan at anytime, but you need to blindly follow. I do not want any questions especially if I cannot answer them. Yes, absolutely no questions to be asked though I may encourage you to ask questions.
I set extended objectives to my cycle, when needed you need to be flexible enough to be on triwheels.I will take my party friends, yes all of them, in my cycle and you need to move even if you cannot bear the load. I will rally with Ferrari, you need to catch up, no excuses. Do not compare apple with oranges, so you too don't.
I may or may not oil you periodically but do not set that as a constraint, I expect you to self motivate and oil yourself. I would like you to take additional load and go extra mile to prove your worth. I cannot afford a navigator so I expect you to look up the sky and self navigate. No!!!! I do not want you to ask any questions.
I expect you to be innovative and move out of the box. I will pedal only when I like and when I find time, but you need to reach point B whenever I want. No!!! No questions asked.
Life cycle and bicycle has similarities but think positively and proactively and learn the best practices of life cycle. Earn respect by burning yourself respect, that's what I expect from you the two wheeled bicycle.
Any questions? I accept your silence as no questions and welcome to my life.
You can start today itself and take my body to the best restaurant. Let it be your first assignment. No!!! No questions asked. I don't care how you go or how you find out way to the restaurant but I need to there in 10 minutes which is only 22 miles away. So scale up on day one and prove to yourself that you are a price catch.
Oh!!!! Shit my cycle broke down. Production failure at the first minute of deployment, these bicycle companies need to improve their technology and capacity. Did the cycle understand whatever I said.............?
I set my expectation and objectives for it. My cycle should take me from point A to point B. Should stop when I say and move when I instruct. I may change my plan at anytime, but you need to blindly follow. I do not want any questions especially if I cannot answer them. Yes, absolutely no questions to be asked though I may encourage you to ask questions.
I set extended objectives to my cycle, when needed you need to be flexible enough to be on triwheels.I will take my party friends, yes all of them, in my cycle and you need to move even if you cannot bear the load. I will rally with Ferrari, you need to catch up, no excuses. Do not compare apple with oranges, so you too don't.
I may or may not oil you periodically but do not set that as a constraint, I expect you to self motivate and oil yourself. I would like you to take additional load and go extra mile to prove your worth. I cannot afford a navigator so I expect you to look up the sky and self navigate. No!!!! I do not want you to ask any questions.
I expect you to be innovative and move out of the box. I will pedal only when I like and when I find time, but you need to reach point B whenever I want. No!!! No questions asked.
Life cycle and bicycle has similarities but think positively and proactively and learn the best practices of life cycle. Earn respect by burning yourself respect, that's what I expect from you the two wheeled bicycle.
Any questions? I accept your silence as no questions and welcome to my life.
You can start today itself and take my body to the best restaurant. Let it be your first assignment. No!!! No questions asked. I don't care how you go or how you find out way to the restaurant but I need to there in 10 minutes which is only 22 miles away. So scale up on day one and prove to yourself that you are a price catch.
Oh!!!! Shit my cycle broke down. Production failure at the first minute of deployment, these bicycle companies need to improve their technology and capacity. Did the cycle understand whatever I said.............?
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