Preample of India

Preamble of India states that India is a Sovereign, Socialist, Secular, Democratic and Republic country. 

We indeed live by the rules and have some good examples.

Socialist Country: Decent amount (by numbers, 8 million in Facebook alone), of Indians has signed up in facebook and Orkut and they love to socialise. No other forms of socialism exist, so we can use this to prove that we are socialist.

Secular Country: Indians needs to mandatorly fill in religion column in forms for basic education to health care.

Sovereign Country: Self proclaimed soverign's can only survive in India.

Democratic Country:Indians can accurately predict the outcome of general elections even before electoral has started using a technique called moalboocap, pronounced as mo-al-boo-cap (money+alcohol+booth capture).
       
Republic country: India treats notorious cold blooded criminals at par with tax paying citizens, so we are genuine replublic.

Being an Indian I am not very proud about these but unfortunately the truth speaks for itself.

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